Monday, August 3, 2009

Do you know your baby talk?

amnesia=a condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to do it again





family planning=the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster





feedback=the inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots





full name=what you call your child when your mad at him/her





grandparents=people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right





hearsay=what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word





impregnable=a woman whose memory of labor is still vivid





independent=what we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say





ow=the first word spoken by children with other siblings





prenatal=when your life was still somewhat your own





puddle=a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it





show off=a child who is more talented than yours





sterilize=what you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it





top bunk=where you should never put a child wearing superman pajamas





two minute warning=when the baby’s face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises

Do you know your baby talk?
LOL those are hilarious I will have to add this to my watch list so I can show them to someone else. Thank you.
Reply:I love it!!!!! I plan on forwarding this one to all the moms and dads I know! They will love it as much as I did!!!
Reply:those are funny
Reply:Very funny! I'm with Katie Girl, I've got to save these and show them to others.





Thanks for the laughs Juan, I needed that!!!
Reply:What a waste....
Reply:very cute i liked it 9.8



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