Who knows their baby talk?

amnesia=a condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to do it again





family planning=the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster





feedback=the inevitable result when the baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots





full name=what you call your child when your mad at him/her





grandparents=people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right





hearsay=what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word





impregnable=a woman whose memory of labor is still vivid





independent=what we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say





ow=the first word spoken by children with other siblings





prenatal=when your life was still somewhat your own





puddle=a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it





show off=a child who is more talented than yours





sterilize=what you do to your first baby’s pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby’s pacifier by blowing on it





top bunk=where you should never put a child wearing superman pajamas





two minute warning=when the baby’s face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises

Who knows their baby talk?
haha, its a rough day, i needed that laugh thanks!!!!!
Reply:Very cute.
Reply:I liked it alot. Its so true. especially the pacifier thing. lolololol
Reply:Not funny
Reply:LOL. Yep. LOL. You hit the nail on the head. LOL.





Have a great day!
Reply:hm.. nice i parenting two kids
Reply:Oh, my that is my laugh for the day....so true every one of them. That is hysterical.
Reply:i like, i like.
Reply:Totally true and funny.



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